Humor|Fiction

I’m so sorry, my dog ate your dildo.

This is almost a true story. The dog did eat the dildo though.

Photo by Charles 🇵🇭 on Unsplash

O.k. O.k. maybe it wasn’t my dildo per se, but I did in fact purchase it on Amazon. It arrived in a nondescript brown box sealed with Amazon branded tape.

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