Oct 29, 2019
7 min read
I’m so sorry, my dog ate your dildo.
This is almost a true story. The dog did eat the dildo though.
O.k. O.k. maybe it wasn’t my dildo per se, but I did in fact purchase it on Amazon. It arrived in a nondescript brown box sealed with Amazon branded tape. When my wife opened the front door, the delivery driver thoughtfully left it leaning on a wall behind a potted plant in the entryway. It rattled when she picked it up; curiosity being…
